Friday, April 6, 2012

Leaving Iceland


Before starting down the champagne trail of my journal, though drinking champagne at this moment, I thought I'd get us out of Iceland.

First, before leaving the Hotel Ranga, we had our last breakfast there, a real "smorgasbord" which you may recall means sandwich in Swedish. In Iceland, they call "smorgasbord" a "smorgasbord", but I think they add some consonants to the pronunciation so it sounds like your tongue is crashing on your front teeth, pretty much like all of their words.



It was a nice spread, with waffles you could make on your own (though they were thin in a Rye Krisp kind of way), yogurt (or Skyr, as they call it in Iceland), bread, cheese and meat (so you could make your sandwich) and, my personal favorite, sardines. I think I was the only one there that ate the sardines and I had a lot of them!

They also had various fruit juices, but, as often happens in Europe, they were more a selection of colored flavored liquids. There was something which was close to, but not quite, something like bad orange juice. There was something that looked like, but was definitely not, cranberry juice. There was something which appeared to be grapefruit juice and was a distant member of the citrus family, but apparently not well liked by his cousins. There was also an amber colored drink which pretended to be apple juice, but was only a lame impersonation.


In the middle of the second breakfast, I surrendered and drank the water, which was quite good and readily identifiable.

Our original booking back in Reykjavik had us in a hotel close to the airport. However, on arrival to Iceland a few days before, we had noticed that there was more than one airport and our "Reykjavik" airport was actually in Keflavik, so the hotel was about 40 miles away, a bit more than we wanted to drive at 5 in the morning. Of course, our reservation was prepaid, noncancellable and not subject to change without a penalty fee of the full cost of the reservation, so I started making phone calls to change it. The wonderful thing about being irritating is that oftentimes people will agree to something just to stop talking with you. Our money was refunded and we re-reserved a room near the correct airport.

We had a very nice drive back to Reykjavik. Instead of snowy, frozen, rugged and barren land, it was for the most part dry frozen, rugged and barren land. We drove around Reykjavik. They haven't quite mastered the art of commercializing their harbor, so it was pretty much a working harbor.



Since we didn't have any heavy cargo to pick up or leave off (well, except for our suitcases, but we still needed them), we drove up the hill to a beautiful church, Hallgrímskirkja, which is pronounced, "church".



The inside of Hallgrímskirkja is spectacular, with incredibly high vaults (ceilings, not the jumpy kind). It is decorated in the official color of Iceland, gray. You also can pay several thousand Iceland kroner to take the elevator up to the top of the church tower.


The elevator is small, slow and creaky, not in a good way. I have a recurring nightmare about elevators, which involve small, slow, creaky elevators which do not go the right direction, start to tip, doors open to vast chasms and the floor starts to retreat. It occurred to me that this elevator seemed a lot like the one in the dreams. We made it to the top of the tower without the floor giving way. The tower, which is stone, swayed and creaked. I didn't think stone towers were supposed to do that. Karen and I looked at each other, commented that the view was lovely and wondered if the other had had quite enough. As often happens, we found ourselves in complete agreement.

We had a wonderful meal at the Hamborgarafabrikkan, which is a hamburger and cheese cake place which was started by a couple Icelandic radio personality celebraties (I know, it sounds a little odd) who liked the Cheesecake Factory. Karen had seen a series of television shows on the flight to Iceland about the development and opening of this restaurant, so we thought, "let's go!!" The hamburgers were outstanding and the milkshakes were wonderful! I particularly recommend the coffee milkshake laced with Kahlua.




At the end of the day, we drove to Keflavik, stayed in the Icelandair Hotel which was close to the correct airport and prepared for our journey to France.


All is well with the Barnums!!








Moet & Chandon - Dom Pérignon & Scarlett Johansson



Today we toured Moet & Chandon (Dom Pérignon). Scarlett Johansson is the official spokes-woman for the company, which is now owned by LVMH... Moët Hennessy • Louis Vuitton... (Who knew! Apparently the great-great grandson of Moet et Chandon sold out.) We walked the long cellars that Napoleon had walked. This is the video presentation they showed us on the tour...

Thursday, April 5, 2012

La Cave a Champagne - Epernay


Photos of La cave a Champagne, Epernay

Seriously... one of the best meals ever!

I had...

Coeur d/ Artichaut, escargots creme persillee
(Globe artichoke heart, with snails in a parsley cream sauce)...

Escalope de Sauon buerre de Champagne
(Salmon in a champagne butter sauce)...

and... Tarte Fine aux Pomes Acidulees
(French Apple Tart)

Gary had...

Photos of La cave a Champagne, Epernay

Huitres Gratinees er au Champagne
(Oysters au gratin with champagne and gruyere cheese)...

Photos of La cave a Champagne, Epernay
Effiloches de canard aux Raisins er au Verjus
(Duck with a champagne reduction, pureed celeriac, grapes, and potatoes au gratin)...

and... Creme Brulee vanille bourbon
(creme brulee made with bourbon vanilla)


Within walking distance of our hotel, there are so many incredible restaurants. Absolute food heaven!

** Photos with help from Tripadvisor's review of the restaurant as I forgot to bring my camera tonight.

Monday, April 2, 2012

First Night in Iceland... Dinner at the Hotel Ranga


We didn't see the Northern Lights tonight, but we had a fantastic dinner!

Candles in the entrance to the dining room.

Candles on the bar.

Shot of Gary on the bar stools staged by the owner of the Hotel Ranga.

An amazing Mushroom Cream Soup with warm Guinness bread.

Salmon, pickled leeks, pureed peas and cucumber salad.

Icelandic Lamb, baby new potatoes, carrots,
and two purees of something that tasted wonderful.

The dessert was named "Eyjafjallajokull" after the volcano... fire and ice.
Bits of licorice flavored cookie that resembled lava rocks,
ice cream, cumquat, watermelon and creme brulee.


Hella What?


When it comes to booking flights, I seem to have a short memory of exactly what pain and suffering I have gone through before.

When looking at new flights, I will think things like, “That’s a nice connection, 6:30 in the morning is a little early, but it will be fine.” Or, “That’s a nice flight, the layover is a bit long, but we’ll find something to do.” Or my personal favorite, “It’s a long flight, but I will be able to sleep on the plane.”

I need some type of warning buzzer on my computer when I start trip planning, something like the Pirate Skull or Mr. Yuck, saying “Warning: Stupid Alert!” Preferably, one of those flashing pop-ups that you cannot remove from your screen. And, once I have completed the trip planning, when I actually hit the “Submit Reservation” button, it should forward me to photos of zombies walking through airports, with the message “This is You on this Trip”. Who knows? It might actually get me to think about the flight times and connections.

Probably not.

Well, we are now in Iceland, at the Hotel Ranga, which is located near Hella, or as Karen says, “To Hella, and gone.”

The only other time I have flown Icelandic Airlines (now, Iceland Air), was in 1972 with a couple of high school friends heading off to a European tour with backpacks. I have fond memories of that flight, mostly involving the fact that we were 18 and they served us beer and liquor as we crossed the Atlantic. We didn’t even have to show fake i.d.!

I have read mixed reviews about Iceland Air, but the service on board was great! The “equipment” (euphemistic term for, the plane) was a bit on the older side. It looked somewhat familiar, but I think it was just the name. The stewardesses, however, were dressed exactly the same as in 1972, complete with little hats and dresses.


The flight was fairly pleasant, only six and a half hours from Seattle to Iceland. Of course, we had to get to Seattle first. The other problem was that it was 6:30 a.m. when we arrived in Iceland, fresh from traveling all night, with our personal time clocks set around “O Dark Thirty”.

Aboard the little De Haviland Bombardier from PDX to SEA

We went through the passport booth, which was the fastest I’ve ever experienced. I think they have the view that if you are getting off in Iceland, you are too stupid to cause any trouble. Customs involved two lines, one marked “If you have something to declare.” And the other marked, “If you have nothing to declare.” As far as I could tell, they both went to the same door, marked “Ut”, which was exactly what it sounded like. So there we were standing “Ut”, looking for our rental car.

They recommend that you rent a four wheel drive in Iceland. I don’t know that it is technically required, but the land is a bit frozen, rugged and barren. After driving for about twenty miles, Karen commented, “This reminds me of the planet Hoth in Star Wars * * * but in a good way.”

"Hoth"

After being here, another good reason to rent an SUV is for personal protection, as everyone else seems to drive big vehicles. I think a Hummer or a 2-ton military vehicle would be just fine.

Part of the reason the land was so barren was that, after getting our car and heading out of the airport, we learned that we were not in Reykjavik at all. There is an airport in Reykjavik, but it is for domestic traffic, a little hard to imagine in a country this size. We were in Keflavik, as in “Where the hell are we?” A long ways from Reykjavik.



We had planned our driving from Reykjavik, not that it particularly mattered. The roads in Iceland are marked with unpronounceable names to places that do not appear on the map. My Google Map directions, directed us to “Head northwest on Einarsnes to Bauganes, continue onto Suöurgata (which, by the way, Google Map cannot find separately, I tried), turn right toward Hringbraut, etc..., none of which showed up on any signs on the road. Karen, in the meantime, has a map and is saying, “We want Highway 1, where are we?” To which I helpfully reply, “I think I saw a 1, but I think I saw a 40 as well.” “There isn’t a 40 on the map.” “What are we looking for?” She spelled out... “H * * V * * E * * R * * A * * G * * E * * R * * Ö * * I”. “Okay, Hagarmommer it is.



What does this next sign say?” “Suöurlandsvegur, sound familiar?” The highway signs had repeated references to “Vik”, which was not particularly helpful since we had no idea where that was. Eventually, we started to see references to “Hverageröi” to which we would say, “It’s that place, Higamakamaka”. We drove by Hverageröi, which is a couple of buildings set in frozen, rugged and barren land, as opposed to frozen, rugged and barren land without any buildings. We then started looking for “Selfoss” which we actually thought we could pronounce. Somehow, I’m not sure exactly, we made it to the Ranga Hotel, without actually taking any wrong turns. The only reason I’m pretty sure that it is the correct hotel is that it matches the photos we have and they claimed we had reservations. Of course, it wouldn’t surprise me to find out that there is another Hotel Ranga sitting out somewhere in separate frozen, rugged and barren land where they are awaiting our arrival.

We are cozy and warm, we have wine and this hotel has a delightful lodge feel to it, wherever the “hella” it is.


View of the Hotel Ranga main lodge from our little patio.

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Sunday, December 25, 2011